Tell Us Your Favorite Teacher Joke and Win Big!
Freebie Man is back, collecting the best Teacher Jokes from all of our readers.
Your favorite joke just may win you a FREE stay at a luxury condo in Big Sky Montana for you and your family.
That’s right, a luxurious getaway! You work hard, and it’s time to smile, laugh, and celebrate the summer in Big Sky Montana - on us.
To enter, all you need to do is make us laugh. Go back to the original blog post for more details and to enter the contest.
Here are a couple of our favorites so far...
Entry from Charlotte Ballard
A mother wakes up her son and says, “You have to get up and go to school.”
Son says, “I don’t want to go.”
Mom says, “Give me a reason you don’t want to go.”
Son says, “Everyone hates me there.”
Mom says, “You have to go.
Son says, “Give me a reason I have to go.”
Mom says, “You are the principal.”
Entry from Noel Feria
Quoting Sir Ken Robinson’s TED Talk: “The teacher was fascinated and she went over to her and she said, “What are you drawing?” And the girl said, “I’m drawing a picture of God.” And the teacher said, “But nobody knows what God looks like.” And the girl said, “They will in a minute.”".
Entry from John
Why was the Algebra book so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
I look forward to reading your entry!