Tell Us Your Favorite Teacher Joke and Win Big!
Freebie Man is back, collecting the best Teacher Jokes from all of our readers.
Your favorite joke just may win you a FREE stay at a luxury condo in Big Sky Montana for you and your family.

That’s right, a luxurious getaway! You work hard, and it’s time to smile, laugh, and celebrate the summer in Big Sky Montana - on us.
To enter, all you need to do is make us laugh. Go back to the original blog post for more details and to enter the contest.
Here are a couple of our favorites so far...
Entry from Charlotte Ballard
A mother wakes up her son and says, “You have to get up and go to school.”
Son says, “I don’t want to go.”
Mom says, “Give me a reason you don’t want to go.”
Son says, “Everyone hates me there.”
Mom says, “You have to go.
Son says, “Give me a reason I have to go.”
Mom says, “You are the principal.”
Entry from Noel Feria
Quoting Sir Ken Robinson’s TED Talk: “The teacher was fascinated and she went over to her and she said, “What are you drawing?” And the girl said, “I’m drawing a picture of God.” And the teacher said, “But nobody knows what God looks like.” And the girl said, “They will in a minute.”".
Entry from John
Why was the Algebra book so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Click here for more contest details, to view other entries and to enter your own favorite joke.
I look forward to reading your entry!
-Freebie Man










Dad: Now son, count to ten.
Son: Ten!
Kimberly Reply:
May 10th, 2012 at 7:42 am
Love it, Virginia! But you actually need to put it on the original post for your chance to win:
http://blog.simplek12.com/education/freebie-man-vacation/