Congratulations to the Big Sky Winners!
We have the official announcement from Freebie Man, and the list of winners for this month's blog contest!
This Freebie Man contest was about Teacher Jokes, and boy did you give us some good ones. Here is a list of our favorite jokes submitted:
Submitted by John
Why was the Algebra book so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Submitted by Krista
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Pupil: I get up early!
Submitted by Ashley
One of the best parts of my job is the funny things kids say!
True kindergarten Quotes:
-”My Uncle lives far away… He lives in a place called Hamsterdam… I think they have lots of hamsters there”
-”Ok kids, it time to go to recess”
(Very Worried)” But Mrs. Cahill…. I don’t know how to do recess…”
-”My grandpa only has four teeth… well he has more but he keeps those in a cup.”
Submitted by Shawn
What is the math teacher’s favorite sum? A summer trip to Big Sky Montana!
Submitted by Charlotte
A mother wakes up her son and says, “You have to get up and go to school.”
Son says, “I don’t want to go.”
Mom says, “Give me a reason you don’t want to go.”
Son says, “Everyone hates me there.”
Mom says, “You have to go.
Son says, “Give me a reason I have to go.”
Mom says, “You are the principal.”
Submitted by Kelly
In a class discussion about seasons, one of my little ones responded with this answer:
Question: What are the four seasons?
Student Response: salt, pepper, ketchup, and mustard
Submitted by Kristin
Q: What do you do with a dead chemistry teacher??
Submitted by Tim
“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” said a boy to a girl.
“Say, do you know who I am?” asked the girl.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.”
“And do you know who I am?” asked the boy.
“No,” she replied.
We couldn't pick just one winner....so we decided to pick 8! Those with the winning entries (listed above) have been emailed with additional information about how to redeem their prize and schedule their luxury stay in Big Sky, Montana!
Thank you to everyone who participated in the contest! To read the rest of the many entries, check out the comments back at the original blog post.
See you next time!